To give you an idea of where Mr. Ross is coming from, I offer you the very first post he wrote, titled "
Welcome, Fuckers!!!". Contrast this, if you will, with the very first post written by yours truly ("
A Brave, New (Old) World ...").
Until last year, I did not know who was Patrick Ross, let alone anything about his "blog" (which is now four years old). But I did get to know him when he posted "insightful" comments elsewhere (one example
here), and especially when he elected to pop in at
APOV in order to deliver one of his typical
"edifying" comments to my post "
Of Incompetence, Delusions Of Grandeur And Monomania".
You see, in Mr. Ross' imaginary world, everyone in the progressive blogosphere is an hypocritical, intellectually challenged, clueless and factless ideologue (including yours truly), while he towers above all of us
minables with his giant intellect, his impressive knowledge and his admiring, meticulous precision with facts.
But the truth is that ill-mannered, fact-challenged, adolescent
faux bravado, boorish, self-important and knowledge-challenged fops like him are a dime a dozen.
Case in point with his post concerning
me - allow me to dissect it forthwith.
First, Mr. Ross begins thusly:
"Sticking with the facts" requires actually reporting them
...But unfortunately, some people don't seem to understand that.
Yesterday, the irredeemably intellectually lazy ideologue who calls himself Mentarch took some time out of his busy schedule to pout about being referred to as a historical revisionist naysayer.
Except that he really hasn't. Upon examining any number of Mentarch's Afghanistan posts, any number of factual errors can be identified -- some of them actually quite prevalent in the mainstream media coverage of Afghanistan (upon which he overwhelmingly relies when he isn't just vainly linking to his previous posts), others not so much.
Apparently, in Mr. Ross' world, the only way you can convincingly make a point is by ridiculing others - like your typical fatuous fop who hopes to win any argument by intimidation and/or derision instead of, well,
actually articulating a point. As for my so-called "pouting", all I wrote in my post referenced by Mr. Ross was:
Call me a "historical revisionist naysayer" if you will with regards to Afghanistan, but at the very least I stick with the facts - as I have labored to time and time and time and time and time and time and time again.
And now, here is just another day in Paradise Afghanistan as another case in point.
Only in Mr. Ross' deluded, self-ego inflating imaginary world can this be called "pouting".
But let us move on to words written in Mr. Ross' post which pass off as a semblance of points, in order to support his contention that my posts concerning Afghanistan contain a "number of factual errors":
A few examples?
Treating the Taliban as an umbrella term for all of the various insurgent groups active in Afghanistan right now -- currently, at least seven -- many of whom actually have differing and opposing goals, and are as likely to fight one another as they are to fight NATO troops.
Or insisting that the Kabul government is negotiating with the Taliban when they call upon American troops to not arrest Taliban insurgents -- despite the fact that this is actually part of a calculated government program to undercut the insurgency's manpower by pardoning their foot soldiers so long as they disarm themselves and agree to accept Afghanistan's constitution. (As it turns out, the Taliban leadership is actually ineligible for such a pardon.)
Or cherry picking examples of failures in Afghanistan -- it would be naive to pretend there haven't been any -- while willfully ignoring any successes, which really has become the modus operandi of Mentarch and some of his braying associates.
"
Treating the Taliban as an umbrella term" - well, I can't take credit for this, since that is how exactly the Taliban is/has always been presented to us by NATO, our politicos, the US politicos and the media - including their conflation with al Qaeda - to sell us this never ending war. And while Mr. Ross is right concerning the uneasy,
complex alliance of those tribes which are part of the Taliban, and from which it
draws its roots, the fact remains that the Taliban is an organized
movement with its own
leaders/deciders above the tribes themselves. In any case, Mr. Ross missed the whole point (as he usually does with any blog he "challenges") of my posts with regards to negotiating with "the Taliban": if negotiation is "good policy"
now, why was it not so seven years ago
before we got ourselves mired in this quagmire? Especially when considering the Taliban's
slow evolution into network groups over the last seven years or so, making it
wishful thinking that peace and stability can be achieved in Afghanistan through military means - another one of the points alluded to in my posts.
But we all know why there were no negotiation with the Taliban
then, when it was better united and constituted the government of Afghanistan: Bush wanted to rush into war
badly - despite the
offers of the Taliban then to hand over Osama bin Laden. These are the facts, Mr. Ross - but as always, you ignore them to whip up straw men arguments whenever needed in order to support your little, petty attacks - as you have done in the present case and as you always do.
Then we have the second "point" of Mr. Ross, where he chides me for pointing out (sorry - "
insisting") that Hamid Karzai is seeking to negotiate with the Taliban while calling for N.A.T.O. troops to keep their "hands off" Taliban fighters. Where are the factual errors here? This is
exactly what has been going on (and I have linked properly to sources to this effect in my posts). Interestingly, the only actual factual error here is Mr. Ross' own speculation, which of course he decides to be a "fact", that all of this is part of some tactic and whatnot to undermine the Taliban movement.
But Mr. Ross has always been good at this approach of using his own speculations, however tortuous they may be, in order to offer them as unassailable facts. Go read again
his comment here at
APOV, back in July of last year, as a prime example of this.
Better yet - here is another
example of his "fact-challenged" analytical prowess. Or this
instance whereby he flatly accuses an ex-military of knowing nothing about the military.
Last, but not least, Mr. Ross accuses me of "
cherry-picking examples of failures in Afghanistan" while "
willfully ignoring any successes". Aside from Mr. Ross' own actually
demonstrated cherry-picking in proclaiming success in Afghanistan, he is apparently oblivious to the actual reality in Afghanistan (and on this, I let all my posts on this subject stand to that effect, regardless of Mr. Ross' warped, delusional "critique" of them), including the fact that we are certainly
not winning there.
And to think that he calls me an "
irredeemably intellectually lazy ideologue" ...
In the end, Mr. Ross' invariably reveals himself for what he truly is through his own words:
And if Mentarch has shown us anything, it's that if you're a "Progressive Historian" for whom the actual "historian" part of that label takes a backseat to the ideology, revising history while it's still in progress really is just the ticket.
But one shouldn't be surprised if someone as abrasively arrogant as Mentarch -- an individual who actually believes he can politicize the very concept of incompetence -- either doesn't understand this, or simply won't admit it.
Sadly, it's all par for the course.
It's all par for the course
indeed ...
The fact is that I have
never claimed of being an historian (I am a
cellular biologist), although I
do post at the site "
Progressive Historians"... at the invitation of the site's administrators who are actual history scholars, teachers and graduate students. But Mr. Ross' tripe on this matter, along with his accusation that I "
politicize incompetence", are nevertheless very telling of what he truly is.
And if you haven't guessed yet, here is another example of what I allude to - again concerning his opinion with regards to the
Eight Principles of Incompetence, whereby he offers the
following to a reminder of mine (in italics):
"Why, Mr. Ross, I am *shocked* that you omitted calling me also "stupid, because he doesn't understand that incompetence doesn't have 'principles'", as you are fond of doing in your comments at other blogs."
Hey, when it's been said, it's been said. And when it becomes obvious that you aren't smart enough to comprehend precisely why that is so, I'm more than content to leave you to your delusions -- ignorance being bliss, and all.
I just think it's funny that something you promote as some sort of philosophical epiphany completely unravels based on its premise alone.
Aside that he is obviously ignorant of the fact that "principle" also means "law" (
as in "rule" and "rationale"), the shorter meaning of his own words is: "
I feel threatened and I am simply jealous".
Indeed, his childish habit of gratuitously insulting and ridiculing others is just that - insecurity with pure and simple jealousy.
But of course, in Mr. Ross' imaginary world where his towering intellect rules supreme, I am the one who is "
not smart enough" and "
abrasively arrogant".
So - to recap what we have regarding Mr. Ross' behavior: arrogance, intellectual sloth, immaturity, aggressiveness, fact-spinning, straw man arguing, intellectual vanity, incapacity to recognize/acknowledge competence, feeling threatened by others and petty jealousy.
Sounds like
incompetence to me.
And that is why the
Nexus of Assholery is actually the
Nexus of Irrelevance - despite four years of existence.
That is also why I will return to my policy of not wasting space at
APOV concerning Mr. Ross - however much he rants, insults, decries and rages to this effect, and regardless of what he henceforth writes about
APOV.
To
quote the esteemed
Red Tory, concerning Mr. Ross: "
It would almost be comical if it wasn’t so utterly pathetic."
And to quote also the always direct
Canadian Cynic: "
I don't care what rubbish you want to spew, Patrick, or who you want to spew it to."
Agreed - on both accounts.
